Tell Us Your Ghoster And We'll Tell You What White Lotus Character They Are?
So you’ve been ghosted — or maybe (👀) you are the ghoster. Either way, the team at BustGhosters.com has put together a hauntingly accurate list of the types of business ghosters out there.
But what if we told you your ghosting type aligns perfectly with a character from The White Lotus? That’s right. Your professional ghosting persona has a Sicilian or Hawaiian twin, and no, it’s not always flattering.
Let’s dive in:
🧊 The "Not That Into You" Ghoster = Tanya McQuoid
You’re bubbly at first, full of compliments, maybe you even dropped some exclamation points in the first email. But when it’s time to commit or give a straight answer? You’re suddenly... adrift at sea. Like Tanya, you love the attention, but avoid confrontation like it’s a gluten buffet. People leave your inbox wondering if they dreamed your enthusiasm.
Signature Move: “Let’s definitely circle back soon!”
Final Scene: You ghosted so long, someone circled the globe.
💼 The Too Busy Ghoster = Cameron Sullivan
You meant to reply. Truly. You even opened the email three times. But between your two startups, Pilates at 5am, and your very important work maintaining your image, that reply never came. Like Cameron, you’re charming AF but slippery as hell. You prioritize convenience — and answering someone you don’t need right now just isn’t it.
Signature Move: Leaving someone on “Just saw this!” for 2 weeks.
Final Scene: They find out you weren’t that busy. Just Cameron busy.
😬 The Awkward Avoider = Albie Di Grasso
You’re sweet, kind, almost too polite — but when it’s time to be honest about not being interested, you pull a disappearing act worthy of a Vegas magician. Like Albie, you want to be liked. You’ll ghost someone rather than risk making things awkward. Newsflash: ghosting is awkward.
Signature Move: “So sorry, things got crazy!” (they didn’t)
Final Scene: You run into them at Erewhon and pretend to be on a call.
🕵️♂️ The Strategic Ghoster = Harper Spiller
You see ghosting as a tool. A power move. A means of emotional efficiency. Like Harper, you’re calculating, skeptical, and always playing 4D chess with your email threads. If someone’s not worth the effort? Silence. You’re not mean — just efficient.
Signature Move: A slow fade with zero breadcrumbs.
Final Scene: The ghostee spirals while you sip a negroni in peace.
🧛 The Repeat Ghoster = Greg (Tanya’s Husband)
You come back just to disappear again. Maybe you even ghost mid-conversation. Like Greg, you're a professional gaslighter and escape artist rolled into one. You might even seem invested — until you vanish like a tax record in the Cayman Islands.
Signature Move: “Let’s grab coffee next week.” Then poof.
Final Scene: The ghostee starts a podcast just to talk about you.
🎭 The Ghoster Who Thinks They’re Too Nice = Daphne Sullivan
You tell yourself you’re ghosting for their own good. You’re “protecting their feelings.” But let’s be real — you’re just avoiding the hard convo. Like Daphne, you’re all sunshine on the surface, but there’s a whole lot you’re not saying underneath.
Signature Move: Ghosting with a smile.
Final Scene: Everyone loves you... but no one really knows you.
👻 So... which ghoster are you? And which White Lotus character is your spiritual twin?
Don’t worry, we won’t judge. But maybe your ghostees will.
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